Hipster Band Names....are incredibly awesome sauce...

Well, not at all, but a lot of them think they are super super original, when really they are just high. I mean with bands like Kill Switch Engage, Minus The Bear, Vampire Weekend and a sloth of all other kinds of crap, i would like to present to you the list of all my bands i am signing to Methodical Laboratories Music Group aka Meth Lab Music Group aka MLMG. My co-workes helped me discover awesome bands i didn't even know existed.

Big Fat Handle Bar Mustache
Spoiled Jar Of Mayonnaise
Ciara Fights The Birdnest
Phil Has A Hairy Ass
Who Gives A Shit?!?!
Excuse Me Your Taint Is Showing
That's A Handsome Woman
We're Not Very Good
Caramel Apple Dolphin<<<Bill O'Reiley Is A Racist
No Body Tea Bags Like A Tea Party
Jessie Jackson Illegitimate Son
We Should Have Thought This Through
Al Sharpton & The White People Did It.
I Could Scare My Cat All Weekend
Team COCO + The Masturbating Bear
My Boyfriend Is Retarded<<<C'Mon Baby Jesus & The Salvation Flakes
I'm Fucking Your Boyfriend<<<Back Ally Abortion
Dumpster Baby<<<She Gave Me Aides
Undescended Testicle
On Balled Fatherhood
Pubic Hair Dust Bunny
Cap'n Semen & The Sperminators
You're Not Good Enough For The Pill
R Kelly & The Golden Showers<<<Brenden Has A Mangina
Wendy Williams Is A Man
You Can Turn The Music Off
Musty Groupies
Jimmy Eats Creampies!
No, I Have A Headache.
I'm Afraid You'll Look Like Your Mother
Your Uncle Owns An Ice Cream Truck
I Saw You On Dateline
I Caught E'Coli
Bitch Get Me Some Chicken
Lesbians Look Like Lumberjacks
That's a Huge Bitch
Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Beiber<<We Shoot Meth All Day
Trailer Park Wife Swap
Food Stamp Tramp & The Link Cards
Your Kidding You Like Women?!?
Wilted French Fries & The Toasted Raviolis
French Onion Soup???
We All Tweet When We Shit
We Should Be Friends On Facebook
No, YOU'RE A TOWEL!!!<<<
and there you have it, i have a full roster and hopefully one of these hipster d-bag bands makes me some money....

Meth Lab Music Group....If you ain't tweeking you ain't grinding.