Hipster Band Names....are incredibly awesome sauce...

Well, not at all, but a lot of them think they are super super original, when really they are just high. I mean with bands like Kill Switch Engage, Minus The Bear, Vampire Weekend and a sloth of all other kinds of crap, i would like to present to you the list of all my bands i am signing to Methodical Laboratories Music Group aka Meth Lab Music Group aka MLMG. My co-workes helped me discover awesome bands i didn't even know existed.

Big Fat Handle Bar Mustache
Spoiled Jar Of Mayonnaise
Ciara Fights The Birdnest
Phil Has A Hairy Ass
Who Gives A Shit?!?!
Excuse Me Your Taint Is Showing
That's A Handsome Woman
We're Not Very Good
Caramel Apple Dolphin<<<Bill O'Reiley Is A Racist
No Body Tea Bags Like A Tea Party
Jessie Jackson Illegitimate Son
We Should Have Thought This Through
Al Sharpton & The White People Did It.
I Could Scare My Cat All Weekend
Team COCO + The Masturbating Bear
My Boyfriend Is Retarded<<<C'Mon Baby Jesus & The Salvation Flakes
I'm Fucking Your Boyfriend<<<Back Ally Abortion
Dumpster Baby<<<She Gave Me Aides
Undescended Testicle
On Balled Fatherhood
Pubic Hair Dust Bunny
Cap'n Semen & The Sperminators
You're Not Good Enough For The Pill
R Kelly & The Golden Showers<<<Brenden Has A Mangina
Wendy Williams Is A Man
You Can Turn The Music Off
Musty Groupies
Jimmy Eats Creampies!
No, I Have A Headache.
I'm Afraid You'll Look Like Your Mother
Your Uncle Owns An Ice Cream Truck
I Saw You On Dateline
I Caught E'Coli
Bitch Get Me Some Chicken
Lesbians Look Like Lumberjacks
That's a Huge Bitch
Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Beiber<<We Shoot Meth All Day
Trailer Park Wife Swap
Food Stamp Tramp & The Link Cards
Your Kidding You Like Women?!?
Wilted French Fries & The Toasted Raviolis
French Onion Soup???
We All Tweet When We Shit
We Should Be Friends On Facebook
No, YOU'RE A TOWEL!!!<<<
and there you have it, i have a full roster and hopefully one of these hipster d-bag bands makes me some money....

Meth Lab Music Group....If you ain't tweeking you ain't grinding.

Cynicism Parted

It's Been.
A Long Time.
Coming.
Most Of Us.
Were Born Ready.
To Fail.
To Falter.
To Learn.
To Struggle.
To Overcome.
To Teach.
One Day To Learn.
To Be
Catalysts Of.
Hatred.
Apartheid.
Learning To Accept.
Failure.
Hopelessness.
And Cynicism.
The Later.
Has Been The Plague.
That.
Few.
Have Ever.
Overcome.
Or.
Acknowledged As Death.
Apathy Lays Its Nest.
Anger Brews.
Inaction Takes Its Coarse.
People Always Have.
The Cynic Touch.
To Life.
To Change.
To Hope.
To Being Whole.
Tis Okay.
Me & Cynicism.
Can No Longer.
Be Mentioned.
In The Same Line.
For.
My Parting.
Is Bigger Than I.
I Am No Longer.
Parted.
I Am Whole.
I Am Here.
To Hear.
To Help.
To Love.
To Teach You.
How To Divorce.
Apathy & Cynicism.
For We.
Are Forever Parted.